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You know peach, Girls like you who set back womens right's was back about 400 years ago....
You were dressed in heels....
You bitch slap opponents....
You have a vegetable garden....
and one of your powerfull moves, is your ASS!
(Ness and Lucas run for cover)
Ness: Jeff you numbskull! You forgot to engage the safety again!
Lucas: How long has Jeff been messing up his rocket launches?
Ness: Well this is the fourth time this week so... Probably 2nd grade!
Jeff: Actually it was Kindergarten!
Ness: So I was off by two years, big deal!
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Yuki Mantan! (Full tank of courage) Highway Star! Engine Speedor!!
-Engine Speedor (Engine Sentai Go-Onger)
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